13 Things That are Better About Being a Republican than BrandX
1) We believe in big people and little government – BrandX believes in the opposite.
2) We believe in keeping other people’s money in their pocket – BrandX believes in picking those pockets.
3) We believe in climate science grounded in fact – BrandX believes in climate science grounded in emotion.
4) We believe in enforcing existing laws – BrandX believes in evading enforcement and expanding new laws.
5) We believe in helping people reach for their potentials – BrandX believes in helping people reach for gov. handouts.
6) We believe in using good means to create good outcomes – BrandX believes the word good doesn’t exist.
7) We believe in nature’s message that life is a bold adventure – BrandX believes life is a children’s fairy-tale.
8) We believe in earning votes with truth – BrandX believes in seducing votes with the promise of booty.
9) We believe in preserving liberty as a mission – BrandX believes in expanding control as an obsession.
10) We believe in preserving life as a responsibility – BrandX believes in preserving choice as a convenience.
11) We believe in staying strong in a dangerous world – BrandX believes in staying stoned in a make-believe world.
12) We believe in firearm & self-protection rights – BrandX believes in protecting those who make those rights necessary.
13) We believe in the U.S. Constitution as an inspired blueprint – BrandX believes it’s an expired inconvenience.